Total Medals Earned: 1,496 (From 256 different games.) Total Medal Score: 24,030 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 1/45 (5/1,440 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/200 points)
Medals Earned: 4/16 (45/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/21 (100/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (30/330 points)
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Complete the game
Build the Hut.
Add an Orchard to the Farm.
Build a structure with a Blueprint.
Get the Backpack.
Build the Storehouse.
Defeat a Boar.
Build the Smelter.
Build the Farm.
Build the Market.
Build the Kitchen.
Build the Workshop.
Build the Power Plant.
Defeat a Wyrm.
Catch an Electric Eel.
Build the Dock.
Build the Laboratory.
Activate the Forge.
Now what do I do with it?
Build the Elevator.
Buy a Super Pack.
Build the Factory.
Build the Wyrm Pen.
Add a Pen to the Farm.
Cook a Pizza.
Defeat a Golem.
Mine a Diamond.
Defeat a Diode Wolf.
Activate the Synthesizer.
Read all the Logs.
Chop down a Purple Tree.
Install a full set of Cyborg gear.
Obtain a full set of dragon equipment.
Fly on a Dragon.
Capture a spirit of every element.
Hatch a Dragon from a Cocoon.
Solve the Bandit problem.
Upgrade your character with 500 or more Skill Points.
Defeat the Wyrm Queen.
Build a Boat.
Defeat the Old One.
Successfully Confront the Mirrows.
Defeat the Golemech.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
View the entire end-game movie.
View the high scores.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Enter the super secret level code.
Find 6 bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Finders keepers
An axe kick just so happened to land upon yo foe-head!
Well... you got the Shot-Hook..
That dude was "slice!," but then, you were like, "SLASH-BAM-HAH!"
You were blown apart by a fiery fire-ball of doom and destruction!
You sliced the first enemy! "SLICE!"
You jumped into the pit of nothingness and promptly killed yourself.. Yay!!
You failed and died in the first level.. dang man.
You got special gem that gives your blade special fire powers and stuff
The fire gem imbued new powers into your sword!
You jumped in the air gracefully and plunged into your enemy! Yay!
You done got guillotined! To death!
You got electrocuted AND kicked at the SAME TIME!! Woo Hoo!!
SHOOOOORRR-YYYYUKEN!!
The ol' kick-him-back-and-yank-his-head-off maneuver... A classic.
You raised up the platforms and successfully crossed over the gaping gap of death..
You were all like, "GET OVER HERE!!" -and then- "SLASH!!"
You jumped into the pit of spikes! And without prompt! Bravo!! A truly inspiring performance indeed!
You got your face smashed in by a zombe-stick! Oh noes!
You slashed both of the zombie sticks!!
You went toe-to-toe with the gold-masked enemy and defeated his every move! …most likely after many failed attempts, but still!
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Gain the Thunder God achievement!
Have 100 followers on the map.
Build 40 Large Temples in one level.
